I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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