I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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