oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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