I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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