I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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