The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
A bitchslap is in order.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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