Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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