I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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