I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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you had me at cake vodka
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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