hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Spinning.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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