Dual....:-)
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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