College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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