how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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