Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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