i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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