I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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