it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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