wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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