i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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