How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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