it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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