I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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