Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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