So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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