I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
There's always time for handjobs
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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