Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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