How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
whose parrot is this?
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