he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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