True but thats because hes a fetus.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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