Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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