I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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