your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Oh god it's open bar.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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