so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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