She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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