Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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