Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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