if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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