There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My ass is underappreciated
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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