You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Let's get the cat blown out
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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