i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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