Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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If I die, sorry about rent.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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