I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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