turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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