what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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