Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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