You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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