can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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