Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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