I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
im on a boat
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