ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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