R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the day after is always just damage control
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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