we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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