i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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