What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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