if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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