How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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