So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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