girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Two words: nipple clamps
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